Let me shed some light on things, 

Need a new lamp? looking to brighten up your life? ..... Well I have the darndest thing for you.

Meet Barclay the Badger.  He is a rare ginger badger and has a fetish for lamps (keeps him warm)
  He does not have a current girlfriend and would like to meet someone special and ideally someone who shares the same love for lamps as he does.

Photo from http://crappytaxidermy.com/ 
Added 25th May 2014

Barkley is available NOW Via Ebay... Find him a good home.